Stories
My aunt Barbara (Big Mama) and her frenemy Marie are in a relationship-ending argument over the events that unfolded this week on General Hospital. Marie (the craziest old woman I have ever ever in my life come in contact with) just said: Well, Barbara, I don’t know what else to say. I know they found him floating face down in a river. He ain’t coming back, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Ahh….the American Dream. Work your hind end off for 25 years so you can retire and bicker with your BFF4L about General Hospital. The hope that I will one day be able to participate in such activities is what gets me out of bed morning after cold, ice on the windshield, no time for breakfast, make-up in the car morning.
3 years ago